We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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