What a fucking waste of an outfit
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
bring money and cleavage
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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