where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
