love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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