508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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