it's not cheating when I paid for it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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