I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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