so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
