Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
