I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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