no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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