so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
