For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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