What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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