I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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