I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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