Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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