They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I love having hate sex.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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