Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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