tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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