Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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