Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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