David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
