so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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