i think i have herpe
just one?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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