is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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