Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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