Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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