somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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