Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
