i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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