If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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