Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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