We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm really busy with my period
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