Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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