dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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