Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Pooping to opera.
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