dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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