Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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