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Puke
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
love makes seman taste better
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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