ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
please come you make the beer taste better
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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