I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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