yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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