Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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