haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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