I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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