So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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