Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Too much gin, very little bucket
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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