i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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