recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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