38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
