for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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