you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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