I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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