every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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