since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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